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Christmas Gaiden

from Sage of the Season by Noveliss

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This is a tale of the time I had to replace the big guy himself...

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Gather round your Christmas gifts
I tell a tale of how I had to replace St. Nicholas
See I was setting his cookies out
The frosting was art
Heard a loud crash
And I saw his sleigh parked in the yard
I was about to wake the kids up
Magic on Christmas eve
Plus they were disappointed it hadn't snowed in a week
But when I snuck out of the back door
And Got a look at the scene ....quick
He didn't look good
And I knew I had to keep it a secret
I asked him could he walk
And he said to call Mrs. Clause
I helped him in the Garage
He knew exactly who I was
See first he slipped off of the roof
Tore his knee up
Said
He needed to find a replacement that was still a believer
He said you been on the nice list
Ever Since I can remember
You continue to spread love all year
Not just December
Said You're perfect for the job
we wear the same size magic boots
But there's no way I could ever get you to fit this suit
So he wiggled his nose
Conjured up custom wardrobe
Gave me a crash course on the sleigh
Said to use auto pilot
And the reigndeer will show you way
Joy to the world
You have until Christmas Day


You better watch out
You better not pout
Better days ahead
Keep your up head up now
You better not cry
I'm telling you why
Santa Clause is sailing the sky



Before I departed for my journey
Santa said he had a gift
That he was saving for someone worthy
He presented me with a sword
That smelled like candy cain incense
Inscription on the blade
"Have a Holly Jolly Christmas"
Protect the magic gift bag
You might run into trouble
But you've trained for this moment
Now be gone on the double
I said
On Dasher on Dancer on Prancer, on Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner, on Blitzen,
Rudolph led the way for the duration of the mission
Around the world in 24 hours
To save a Christmas
Dark elfs tried to sabotage me before the morning hit
On a rooftop
Smokebombs disguised as Christmas ornaments
Here I am using my sword again
On Christmas Eve
I got 30 seconds to get these last presents under the tree
I throw the gift bag in the air
And jump over one of the elfs heads
Catch it before it touches the ground
Slide down through the chimney...
Drop down
silent as a mouse
Don't even alert the pets in the house
We out...

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from Sage of the Season, released December 17, 2020

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Noveliss Detroit, Michigan

Member of the legendary world renowned Detroit Hip Hop Group; Clear Soul Forces. Noveliss is known for his intellectual wordplay and mixture of nerdy; anime, comic book references and deep societal subject matter. A distinct voice on the mic, the lyricist is known as the Microphone Hokage. Top influences are Eminem, MF DOOM, Black Thought, Redman and NAS. ... more

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